Miss Surrey Margaret
9 lbs, 1 oz (read: HOLY SHIT)
Full birth story to follow, but here’s a few highlights:
- Red hair, everyone. Like, orange red. I’m the proud parent of a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I’m currently researching ginger rights.
- More secret confessions of my
amazingasshole husband’s truly supportive, encouraging, and lovingdickish behavior. He’s such a sainttool.
- How fairy godmothers sometimes arrive just in time, in the form of midwives.
- There are some seriously messed-up parasites that people can get.
I typed all that with one hand, y’all, sitting in a hospital bed while feeding a baby. So, on that note, I am going to retire to, uh, right here and watch my movie.
Damn, those hats are awesome.