I Still Just Want You to Buy This Book

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OMG I’M IN A BOOK AGAIN THIS SHIT IS UNREAL EVERYONE.

Remember when I got all pumped up because I had been included in I Just Want to Be Alone (I Just Want to Pee Alone) (Volume 2)? I can’t even believe it, but my essay, The Library Mom, has been included in the newest installment in the I Just Want to Pee Alone anthology series! CAN I GET A WHUT WHUT?!?!?!?!

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IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL.

I KNOW I’M USING A LOT OF CAPS IN THIS POST BUT IT’S TIME TO GET FUCKING EXCITED EVERYONE AND THAT’S HOW I EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS.

If you enjoy reading hilarious and heartfelt blog posts about parenting, then this book is basically that, except you don’t have to plug it in and you can take it with you and read it wherever you want to zone out and not listen to your kids.

One of the biggest honors of my still-very-short writing career has been to be accepted into this anthology series.  I could not be prouder to share pages in a book that includes these talented women:

Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Bethany Kriger Thies of Bad Parenting Moments

Kim Bongiorno of Let Me Start By Saying

Alyson Herzig of The Shitastrophy

JD Bailey of Honest Mom

Kathryn Leehane of Foxy Wine Pocket

Suzanne Fleet of Toulouse and Tonic

Nicole Leigh Shaw of Nicole Leigh Shaw, Tyop Aretist

Meredith Spidel of The Mom of the Year

Rebecca Gallagher of Frugalista Blog

Rita Templeton of Fighting off Frumpy

Darcy Perdu of So Then Stories

Christine Burke of Keeper of The Fruit Loops

Amy Flory of Funny Is Family

Robyn Welling of Hollow Tree Ventures

Sarah del Rio of est. 1975

Amanda Mushro of Questionable Choices in Parenting

Jennifer Hicks of Real Life Parenting

Courtney Fitzgerald of Our Small Moments

Lola Lolita of Sammiches and Psych Meds

Victoria Fedden of Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds

Keesha Beckford of Mom’s New Stage

Stacia Ellermeier of Dried-on Milk

Ashley Allen of Big Top Family

Meredith Bland of Pile of Babies

Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness

Kim Forde of The Fordeville Diaries

Stacey Gill of One Funny Motha

Beth Caldwell of The Cult of Perfect Motherhood

Sarah Cottrell of Housewife Plus

Michelle Back of Mommy Back Talk

Tracy Sano of Tracy on the Rocks

Linda Roy of elleroy was here

Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell

Susan Lee Maccarelli of Pecked To Death By Chickens

Vicki Lesage of Life, Love, and Sarcasm in Paris

Kris Amels of Why, Mommy?

Mackenzie Cheeseman of Is there cheese in it?

Tracy DeBlois of Orange & Silver

Did you make it to the bottom?  Yes? GREAT! Because sometimes people get about halfway through the list, and they start to feel overwhelmed  with euphoria when they realize so many great bloggers are in one book, and they pass out.  So you must be one of the lucky ones who can handle this much awesome in one shot.  Why not treat yo self to your very own copy today!  It’s on ALL THE THINGS, including Amazon, iTunes, and Barnes and Noble.  Or, if you’ve been very good, you can BUY ALL THREE BOOKS IN THE SERIES.

GO GO GO BUY BUY BUY GO GO GO BUY BUY BUY

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3 Responses to I Still Just Want You to Buy This Book

  1. Awesome!…I mean AWESOME!! I can’t wait to read your essay!

  2. Cari Fry says:

    Cousin… you da BOMB!

  3. Denise says:

    Ok, do you remember the pic last week that I said was you? TIMES A SQUILLION, SISTA!! Congratulations!

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