I Guess Mine Aren’t Figurative Anymore

“Hey, Janel — who did you buy this for?”

“What — dude, I’m not giving those away!  Are you kidding me?!  I went through a lot to get those!”


“Remember?  I had to put my car in park and jump out and grab them from the driveway of the parking lot when I went shopping a few weeks ago?”

“So, you put yourself and your car in danger, in the middle of winter, for a pair of truck nutz?”


“Listen.  When the universe leaves you a gift as glorious as this, you don’t just drive past it.”


“I know.”

“Nope, I don’t think you do.”

“Probably not.”

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9 Responses to I Guess Mine Aren’t Figurative Anymore

  1. Suburban Snapshots says:

    Worth it.

  2. JD @ Honest Mom says:

    Well, duh. Of course.

  3. What you did is totally natural. No one walks away from heavenly sent truck nutz

  4. I’m with you. Sometimes the universe really does give out some cool shit. So, what are you going to do with your new nutz?

    • I have them displayed on the kitchen counter, so that when I’m having a bad day, I can give them a little rub and feel better immediately. I kind of get why dudes are really into their nuts now.

  5. monica says:

    Nice find and they look all glittery, too. I’m betting those were not left behind in Texas because I *think* it’s actually a crime here to leave your nutz behind.

  6. persiane says:

    Very good write-up. I absolutely appreciate this site.

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