Category Archives: what dude?

Mostly Bass, Some Treble

Guys, I’m not fat.  I realize that.  But I am fatter.  I am a recovering skinny girl who still shops and dresses like a skinny girl.  It’s not until I find myself in a changing room stuck in a pair … Continue reading

Posted in Awkward, bad ideas, birth story, don't be jealous, famous last words, professional slacker, so much poop, super gross out, temporary insanity, what dude? | 21 Comments

Conferred

So, I am happy to report that, as expected, Phaedra is indeed brilliant and kind and sweet and wonderful.  Her mother, however, while perhaps rather intelligent and extremely patient, can sometimes be found slightly lacking in common sense. Friday morning, … Continue reading

Posted in Debbie Downer, half-assin it, kindergarten, Phaedra, professional slacker, things that don't make sense, what dude? | 4 Comments

Reasons Why Phaedra Woke Up and Needs to Sleep in Our Bed

1.  “I had a bad dream!” 2.  “I can’t sleep!” 3.  “I don’t know what to do about the picture taped above my bed that keeps falling down!” 4.  “I feel bad about myself.” [Translation: this is her weird way … Continue reading

Posted in famous last words, lists, Phaedra, sleep (or lack thereof), things that don't make sense, what dude?, where's the off switch | 12 Comments