Category Archives: super gross out

Mostly Bass, Some Treble

Guys, I’m not fat.  I realize that.  But I am fatter.  I am a recovering skinny girl who still shops and dresses like a skinny girl.  It’s not until I find myself in a changing room stuck in a pair … Continue reading

Posted in Awkward, bad ideas, birth story, don't be jealous, famous last words, professional slacker, so much poop, super gross out, temporary insanity, what dude? | 21 Comments

Things I Have Actually Said to Bellatrix*

*her “in trouble” name. 1.  “Where’s the poop, Bellatrix?”2.  “We don’t drink toilet water!”3.  “Why are you naked?”4.  “Stop grabbing the dog’s penis!”5.  “We don’t dip our toys in our milk.”6.  “Please don’t pinch my fat rolls.”7.  “Yogurt is for … Continue reading

Posted in Bella, high needs children, lists, one of these girls better get rich and famous, spirited children, super gross out | 5 Comments

Birth Story: Part Three and a Half (Because It’s Really, Really Long)

**So, up until this point, if you were squeamish or male, reading my birth story was probably not too uncomfortable for you.  That’s about to change, so if you fit either one of those two categories, I’ll let you know … Continue reading

Posted in babies, best husband ever, birth story, happiest baby on Earth, I really love cysts, natural labor, not doing that ever again, pregnancy, super gross out, Surrey | 1 Comment

Turdageddon

Lest you think all is sunshine and baby rainbows up in here, let me put your mind at ease.  Let’s talk about a little event that recently happened in our house that I like to call “Turdageddon”.  Well, I don’t … Continue reading

Posted in Bella, don't be jealous, grossest dog ever, happiest baby on Earth, posts that CPS won't think are funny, potty training, so much poop, super gross out, Surrey | 11 Comments

Foods That I Will Roundhouse Kick Out of Your Hand if You Come Anywhere Near Me With Them

I’m finally starting to emerge from the grips of morning sickness, thank God.  My version of morning sickness is peculiar.  I do get periodically nauseous throughout the day, but i don’t vomit very often.  My biggest problems are my super-sensitive … Continue reading

Posted in best husband ever, lists, morning sickness, pregnancy, super gross out, that hot thing in my kitchen that makes food, yummy mummy (but not in a good way) | 10 Comments