Category Archives: sarcasm

A Letter to My Neighbors, Now That My Windows Are Open

Dear Neighbors, Welcome back!  Once again, it’s summertime here in Michigan, and the temperatures will soon begin to climb.  You might remember that we, your favorite neighbors (HAHAHAHAHAHA) do not have air conditioning and will have every window in our house … Continue reading

Posted in Awkward, Controlled vocabulary, lists, posts that CPS won't think are funny, sarcasm, temporary insanity, where's the off switch | 38 Comments

When Rob Says, “She Doesn’t Get Sarcasm, Janel”, I’m Pretty Sure This is What He Means

Sitting at the dining room table eating breakfast, listening to a Pink Floyd song on the radio. Phaedra: “Mom, what’s the name of this song?”Me: It’s called, “Another Brick in the Wall”.Phaedra: “This sounds like a kids song.  What are … Continue reading

Posted in obscure classic rock references, Phaedra, sarcasm, what dude? | 4 Comments

Dear Preschool Mom Who Felt Comfortable Judging the Kid Turning In “Like, NINE Homework Assignments!”:

Wow, look at you!  Judging a four-year-old and, by extension, his parents!  That must feel awesome, being so superior to the rest of us.  Big ups to YOU on not being that kid’s mom, right?  Because, honestly, like you said, … Continue reading

Posted in fuck that mom at preschool, preschool, sarcasm | 9 Comments

How to Plan and Prepare for Your Third Baby

  New mirror location!  Same crappy photography! It’s crunch time, folks.  Ten nine more weeks until my due date, which means OH MAN I AM SO BEHIND.  I have a metric shit-ton of things left on my to-do list.  Unfortunately, much of … Continue reading

Posted in clothes and clothes and clothes and..., lists, pregnancy, sarcasm, sleep (or lack thereof), spirited children, working mom problems | 7 Comments

Comments and Questions the Pregnant Librarian Sitting Across the Desk From You in the Library Doesn’t Want to Hear Come Out of Your Mouth

OK, so this is actually last month’s shot, but it’s way cuter than this month’s.   Suffice it to say that I’m slightly larger than this right now.  So, we’re about six and a half months into this pregnancy, everyone.  … Continue reading

Posted in best husband ever, I used to be nice, lists, pregnancy, sarcasm, what dude? | 11 Comments