Category Archives: posts that CPS won’t think are funny

FAQ Guide for My Kids

I don’t know about you, but my kids ask me so many questions. Like, nonstop. My kids like asking me questions so much that they will ask me a question, allow me to give an entire well-thought-out, articulate answer, and … Continue reading

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Please Don’t Make Me Send My Kids Back to School

You guys, there’s trouble brewing. via GIPHY I’ve sensed it for awhile, but lately it seems to be more and pressing, more ominous. The stores started taking on a different look — less umbrellas and swimsuits, more apples and pencils. … Continue reading

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A Letter to My Neighbors, Now That My Windows Are Open

Dear Neighbors, Welcome back!  Once again, it’s summertime here in Michigan, and the temperatures will soon begin to climb.  You might remember that we, your favorite neighbors (HAHAHAHAHAHA) do not have air conditioning and will have every window in our house … Continue reading

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Turdageddon

Lest you think all is sunshine and baby rainbows up in here, let me put your mind at ease.  Let’s talk about a little event that recently happened in our house that I like to call “Turdageddon”.  Well, I don’t … Continue reading

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