Category Archives: Phaedra

Reasons Why Phaedra Woke Up and Needs to Sleep in Our Bed

1.  “I had a bad dream!” 2.  “I can’t sleep!” 3.  “I don’t know what to do about the picture taped above my bed that keeps falling down!” 4.  “I feel bad about myself.” [Translation: this is her weird way … Continue reading

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Do They Do Flex Time for Kindergarten?

Phaedra starts kindergarten next week.  In four days.  We’ve been talking about it all year long, all summer long, and now it’s four days away.  She’s totally ready for it, my tiny forty-year-old woman.  In fact, she’s bored of the … Continue reading

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