Category Archives: just please get a job and move out someday that’s all I ask ladies

Please Don’t Make Me Send My Kids Back to School

You guys, there’s trouble brewing. via GIPHY I’ve sensed it for awhile, but lately it seems to be more and pressing, more ominous. The stores started taking on a different look — less umbrellas and swimsuits, more apples and pencils. … Continue reading

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Shenanigans Bella Managed to Pull During the Thirty Minute Wait for Phaedra’s Dance Class

1.  Walk into a room conducting testing for karate belts and start crawling under spectators’ chairs. 2.  Re-enter the same karate testing room two minutes later and lay down screaming and crying because I insist she leave. 3.  Climb halfway … Continue reading

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A New Hope

As I round the corner on baby Surrey’s first year and say goodbye to the baby days for good, I want to take a moment to speak directly to my brothers- and sisters-in-arms that are currently slogging through the baby … Continue reading

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1+1 = WHAT THE F*** WAS I THINKING

So, this is going to be the easiest post I’ve ever written, because I actually wrote it awhile ago!  My awesome friend Nicole of Much Love, Nicole asked me to write a guest post for her blog.  Sadly, she gave up … Continue reading

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