Category Archives: Joan Crawford parenting

FAQ Guide for My Kids

I don’t know about you, but my kids ask me so many questions. Like, nonstop. My kids like asking me questions so much that they will ask me a question, allow me to give an entire well-thought-out, articulate answer, and … Continue reading

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Night Moves

It is 3:59 a.m.  I have to get up for work at 7:30 a.m.  I would like to be asleep in my bed right now, snuggled up with my two month old baby that sleeps straight through the majority of … Continue reading

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24 Hour Party People

Nothing is more humbling in parenthood than this simple fact: You cannot force your kids to sleep. There are lots of things you can physically force your kids to do, like take baths and get dressed (both things I had to physically force … Continue reading

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