Category Archives: internet famous

Reasons I Want to Punch Jen Mann in the Throat: A Crappy Review of a Damn Good Book

Did you hear?  Jen Mann’s book, People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges, is finally out!  I was able to read an advance copy, because I’ve fooled someone along the way … Continue reading

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Anyone Who Has Ever Seen Me Perform at Karaoke Knows That Giving Me a Stage and a Microphone is a Bad Idea

Last fall, I sat down for lunch with a blogging friend whom I’d known for years but never had the chance to actually meet in person.  During our conversation, she mentioned that Listen to Your Mother would be holding auditions … Continue reading

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Maybe Now Stephen King Will Start Returning My Calls

Okay, so, yeah.  So, don’t freak out or anything, but I need to tell you something.  It’s not bad!  No, I swear, it’s NOT!  Okay, okay, okayokayokay LISTEN!  It’s good, really, just listen.  Okay, ready?  NO, I’M NOT PREGNANT!  JEEZ!!! … Continue reading

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