Category Archives: high needs children

Shenanigans Bella Managed to Pull During the Thirty Minute Wait for Phaedra’s Dance Class

1.  Walk into a room conducting testing for karate belts and start crawling under spectators’ chairs. 2.  Re-enter the same karate testing room two minutes later and lay down screaming and crying because I insist she leave. 3.  Climb halfway … Continue reading

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A Downer of a Christmas Story

For this week’s post, I’d like to tell you a heartwarming Christmas story that actually happened last year.  I couldn’t write about it last year because I would have either cried all over the keyboard or puked on it.  Neither … Continue reading

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Things I Have Actually Said to Bellatrix*

*her “in trouble” name. 1.  “Where’s the poop, Bellatrix?”2.  “We don’t drink toilet water!”3.  “Why are you naked?”4.  “Stop grabbing the dog’s penis!”5.  “We don’t dip our toys in our milk.”6.  “Please don’t pinch my fat rolls.”7.  “Yogurt is for … Continue reading

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