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Reasons I Want to Punch Jen Mann in the Throat: A Crappy Review of a Damn Good Book

Did you hear?  Jen Mann’s book, People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges, is finally out!  I was able to read an advance copy, because I’ve fooled someone along the way … Continue reading

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Shenanigans Bella Managed to Pull During the Thirty Minute Wait for Phaedra’s Dance Class

1.  Walk into a room conducting testing for karate belts and start crawling under spectators’ chairs. 2.  Re-enter the same karate testing room two minutes later and lay down screaming and crying because I insist she leave. 3.  Climb halfway … Continue reading

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