Category Archives: famous last words

I Lie to My Daughter About Santa and I Mostly Blame the Tooth Fairy

Our family’s relationship with Santa can best be described as “tense.”  Rob disagrees wholeheartedly with the idea of Santa.  He feels it is dishonest and sets your kids up for heartbreak when they figure out the truth.  I see his … Continue reading

Posted in bad ideas, Christmas, famous last words, half-assin it, let's try this again, Phaedra, professional slacker, Santa (or lack thereof) | 14 Comments

Mostly Bass, Some Treble

Guys, I’m not fat.  I realize that.  But I am fatter.  I am a recovering skinny girl who still shops and dresses like a skinny girl.  It’s not until I find myself in a changing room stuck in a pair … Continue reading

Posted in Awkward, bad ideas, birth story, don't be jealous, famous last words, professional slacker, so much poop, super gross out, temporary insanity, what dude? | 21 Comments

Reasons Why Phaedra Woke Up and Needs to Sleep in Our Bed

1.  “I had a bad dream!” 2.  “I can’t sleep!” 3.  “I don’t know what to do about the picture taped above my bed that keeps falling down!” 4.  “I feel bad about myself.” [Translation: this is her weird way … Continue reading

Posted in famous last words, lists, Phaedra, sleep (or lack thereof), things that don't make sense, what dude?, where's the off switch | 12 Comments