Category Archives: don’t be jealous

Mostly Bass, Some Treble

Guys, I’m not fat.  I realize that.  But I am fatter.  I am a recovering skinny girl who still shops and dresses like a skinny girl.  It’s not until I find myself in a changing room stuck in a pair … Continue reading

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Reasons I Want to Punch Jen Mann in the Throat: A Crappy Review of a Damn Good Book

Did you hear?  Jen Mann’s book, People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges, is finally out!  I was able to read an advance copy, because I’ve fooled someone along the way … Continue reading

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Maybe Now Stephen King Will Start Returning My Calls

Okay, so, yeah.  So, don’t freak out or anything, but I need to tell you something.  It’s not bad!  No, I swear, it’s NOT!  Okay, okay, okayokayokay LISTEN!  It’s good, really, just listen.  Okay, ready?  NO, I’M NOT PREGNANT!  JEEZ!!! … Continue reading

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