Category Archives: ambivalence

Please Don’t Make Me Send My Kids Back to School

You guys, there’s trouble brewing. via GIPHY I’ve sensed it for awhile, but lately it seems to be more and pressing, more ominous. The stores started taking on a different look — less umbrellas and swimsuits, more apples and pencils. … Continue reading

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Anyone Who Has Ever Seen Me Perform at Karaoke Knows That Giving Me a Stage and a Microphone is a Bad Idea

Last fall, I sat down for lunch with a blogging friend whom I’d known for years but never had the chance to actually meet in person.  During our conversation, she mentioned that Listen to Your Mother would be holding auditions … Continue reading

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…But Not This Year

“Mom! Ginger’s mom is teaching kindergarten!” “Phaedra, what are you talking about?” “The sign on Ginger’s front lawn! It says ‘kindergarten’ on it; doesn’t that mean she’s teaching it?” “No, honey.  It’s just a sign telling everyone that Kindergarten Round-Up … Continue reading

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