Author Archives: Janel @ 649.133

FAQ Guide for My Kids

I don’t know about you, but my kids ask me so many questions. Like, nonstop. My kids like asking me questions so much that they will ask me a question, allow me to give an entire well-thought-out, articulate answer, and … Continue reading

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Please Don’t Make Me Send My Kids Back to School

You guys, there’s trouble brewing. via GIPHY I’ve sensed it for awhile, but lately it seems to be more and pressing, more ominous. The stores started taking on a different look — less umbrellas and swimsuits, more apples and pencils. … Continue reading

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